Real Jokes.

On Wednesday, I had a class of 30 students. Form 3H gathered and was preparing for a lesson.

Teacher Shikin : Hello kids. Assalamulaikum... How are you today?
3H: Walaiiiiiii~~ kuuumm salaaaamm waraaahhmatulllaaaaaaaahhiiiiiiiii wabaaaarakaaaatuhhhhh~ Fine teacher...Thank you. bla bla bla....
Teacher Shikin : ..so kids.. next time try to be on time. I want you to come on the dot ...okeh?
Nazirul Reduan of 3H : *interrupts* aaahh.. cher... di mana tu on the dot ah?
Teacher Shikin : *snickers* kau ani bukan tampat tuuu... it's not a place.... hahaha.... it means come on time on the dot. *dots the desk*
Nazirul Reduan of 3H : ooohhh... *wishing the floor would open up and swallow him*
3H : HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!

Now, a phone sms with Daddy. Nenek K is in KL now.... The conversation goes something like this...

Nenek K : kami d KL udah... baru sampai dari Jakarta... Raiyan ok?
Shikin: Raiyan ok.. ia pandai sudah di suruh2 tunjuk saja .. ia ambil kan....besok2 ia kan masak kan kami nya...
Nenek K : Nya babu jangan di seksa cucu nya atu.
Shikin: Ah tadi ia menuai padi jua pagi... sampai ptg menangkap katam ia .. di ikat nya lagi sapit nya tu...
Nenek K : *no response*


English Department on a Wednesday morning 20th Feb :

Filzah : he he he he tani 4 metres pasal tani sexy...
Sofi: hehehehehehehe.... *dalam hati* (aku 4 yards ha ha ha kamu!)
Shikin: Awu pecaya kamu si Amal.. masa ia bayar 4 yards... nya nya "How did you guess?"
Filzah : Astah.... grrrr... (sakit hati)
Sofi: hehehehehehehe..... ahahaha...
Shikin: Awu bah durang anie Sofi apa ah.. inda sadar .. they wear 4 yards atu pasal drg 'had to'. hahahahahhaa !....kira damit ani is negative la hahaha.. 'had to' jeles...
Filzah and Shikin : kekekkekekekekeke! *snort*
Shikin , Sofi and Filzah : HA HAHAHAHAHHAAH HAHAHA (oblivious to our surrounding)
Filzah: hehehe kalau si Mike 6 metres tu...
Shikin , Sofi and Filzah: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!
Shikin: *turns around*. Mikeeee! Mikeee.... *points at filzah* she said something bad about you~
Shikin , Sofi and Filzah: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Mike: ok I heard that.. what is it? *rolls his eyes , giving up*
Shikin , Sofi and Filzah :HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Mike: yeaaa what what what..... *shakes head slowly*
Shikin: ehh ok Mike.. not something bad but..... she said you have to buy 6 metres of our department uniform ..kekekekkekekekeke..
Mike: ohhh why would you girls want to see me in a dresss....*sigh*
Shikin , Sofi and Filzah: HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!
Shikin: No Mike.. you can make a floral purple suit hahahahah HAHAHHAHAHA
Mike: bla bla bla bla ..
Shikin , Sofi and Filzah: HHAHAHAHHAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Shikin: eh bnyk keraja ku eh... I dunno how you cope Sofi..what with your HOD thing...iskk...isk
Filzah : Aku banyakkk juaaa ah... eihhh.... malass ehhh.. anu.. ehh *frowns*
Shikin: ahh paham.. paham...samaaa. ...sama....
Shikin: Ahhh.... HAHAH ehhhhh aku 6 inches wah waiting.... of papers... *made hand gestures*
Sofi: akuuu.. akuu.. 9 inches jua.....buku ku sampai jua 9 inches tinggi nya...he he he he hehh.
Filzah: ehhhh... atu tinggi buyuk tu.. buku... kami papers wah! Tabal tuuu banar eh....
Shikin , Sofi and Filzah : HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
Shikin: eh aku yg sudah papers ah 9 inches... anie menunggu 6 inches..... abis eh..
Filzah: *inda mau kalah* EHHHHHHHH! Aku 6 METRES WAHHHH!!! *buzz* *buzz* *buzz*
Shikin and Sofi : *on our minds* (ehh.. atu kain si Mike tu)
Shikin: eh atu mun 6 metres... kain si Mike tu eh 6 metres hahahahahahaha...
Sofi: HAHAHAHAHA... aku pun .. on my mind.. eh kain si Mike tu... sama.. hahahaha
Mike: *sigh* ( when he heard his name being mentioned again)
Shikin , Sofi and Filzah: HAHAHHAHAHA....
Shikin , Sofi and Filzah*sigh* stress nie tani anie.. awu.. iatah.. we need this...

The inspectorate is coming... 10th March.. hahahahaa... abis kami abis.....